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Tom Clancy Endwar 14/10/08

Yes Ubisoft has announced the latest in its series of Tom Clancy branded games. it is set to be released for the 14th of october this year, previous claims was for 2009. It is one of the most highly anticipated RTS games of this year as it is the start of a new generation of gaming, across the xbox 360, playstation 3, psp and nintendo ds and of course the Pc





General Features of endwar are:

* Next-generation strategy: Led by creative director Michael de Plater (Rome: Total War), Tom Clancy's EndWar will redefine strategy gaming. Designed exclusively for next-gen consoles, EndWar will create a theatre of war, immersing you in the drama of World War III in a way you never thought possible

* Fight for your nation: Pick a side: U.S., Europe, Russia—the fate of the world is in your hands.

* Command your army: Grow your army into the most powerful force on the planet. Your army is completely customizable, and experience breeds strength, as units grow more powerful with every campaign you fight

* Light up the City of Lights: World War III won't be won by capturing remote deserts or grasslands but by striking countries at their heart. Paris, Moscow, Washington D.C. will all erupt in flames as you battle your way through the fully destructible playground

* A whole new level of massiveness: EndWar will be an online multiplayer experience unlike anything you've ever encountered. Sixteen-player matchups? Try hundreds. Thirty-minute battles? Try persistent matchups lasting for months at a time. This isn't a skirmish, this is World War III

* Talk your way to victory: Put the controller aside and start shouting commands. EndWar can be played almost entirely via voice command



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Why pay premium for electronics?

Today's post will be about saving money (and a cheer goes up from the audience). I know the latest gadgetry is tempting. Today everyone wants a hot new iphone 3g, the lastest mp3 player or an xbox 360 elite. Well its great to be the first of your friends to get one of these brand spanking new products, but do you want to pay the premium price?

Consider this: the first people to run out and grab an iphone got smacked when a week later the price dropped by $100. If you try to buy a product as soon as it comes out, you will have to pay top dollar. If you insist on buying it as soon as it comes out, then you can still get a decent deal.

How are we going to do it?

Well, we're going to shop online. Purchasing second hands goods or online deals will save you bundle on an iphone or xbox. There are a few reasons for this. If you're buying something like an xbox, then your purchase will include things like xbox 360 controllers, xbox 360 games, accessories, maybe a faceplate and anything else the old owner throws in. This is great because you're saving the cost of these items and the time it would take you go around and assemble everything.

If we're talking about the iphone then we're saving in another way. First off, you'll be able to get an iphone, which is saying something these days. On top of that, you can pick up an iphone that's already got some downloads, maybe a case and any extra goodies that the iphone user has.

Now another reason we save online is because of the reduced brick and mortar costs. When you go to a store, you're helping them pay for their employees, rent, insurance, and all the regular costs of running a business. The costs are greatly reduced online, which means lower prices. So by and by we can see that buying online is the way to go.

LOST

A man is stranded on a deserted island for 10 years. One day, a gorgeous blond woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear arrives on the island. She comes up to the man and says, “How long has it been since you had a cigarette?” “Ten years!” he answers. She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, “Man, oh man! Is that ever good!” Then she asks, “How long has it been since you had a whisky?” He replies, “Ten years!” She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a bottle of malt whisky and gives it to him. He takes a long swallow and says, “Wow, that is fantastic!” Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, “And how long has it been since you had some real fun?” And the man replies, “My God! Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there!”

GTA IV

GTA IV Basically to sum up this game:
-set in liberty city (based on New york)
-New aiming system introduced
-New driving Set up...
-More realistic than previous titles
-Missions are longer ( I've personally completed them within 23 hours)
-No airplanes (flyable), no bicycles,
-Not many different types of vehicles
-Cant customize character(only clothing), or cars.
In my opinion it could of being better!!

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Halo 3 (update)

By: Microsoft Game Studios, Bungie Software
Genre: Sci-Fi First-Person Shooter

Release Date: Sep 25, 2007

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